Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good

I learned what bark was made out of here. Given all of the Center's accolades, it must be said that it has to be at least 3 times bigger.

The first time i came here, I couldn't read good. But now today i'm happy to say I still can't read good.

This place is really good, because it helps kids who can't read good to both read good, and also to LOOK good, which is the most important thing to do. Looking good and reading good helps you to FEEL good, and feeling good feels...good. This is why i like this place so much.