The Granary

I have to believe that the only reason this place is still in business is because there are enough tourists that will eat here when there is literally nowhere else to go.

Six items were on the menu: a soup of the day (rice and chicken) with bread, a ham and cheese sandwich, a chicken/bacon/sweetcorn sandwich (check the TripAdviser reviews if you want to hear more about that one), a vegan cheese and pickle sandwich, a pulled pork wrap, and a falafel/mango chutney wrap. Five pages of the six-page menu were drinks, coffee, and alcohol. This is not a food place. It looks like one. Based on old reviews and photos, maybe it used to be one. I did come in the afternoon, so maybe it's better for breakfast. Or maybe not.

For the amount and quality of sandwich I got for 5 quid, I should have just gotten a meal deal at the co-op. Genuinely, a meal deal sandwich would have been better quality. My ham and cheese did have both ingredients, but the cheese was shredded and the ham was very thin-sliced and overwhelmed by the cheese. My guess is that it's made to be toasted, hence the shredded cheese, and that was an option for 20 pence-- but why on God's green Earth would you serve a cold sandwich with shredded cheese? The bread was bland and basic-- fine if you're making yourself something at home, but not something worth paying for at all.

(Again, it was like a meal deal sandwich. But worse. I would never disrespect a meal deal sandwich like this.)

Based on the service (or lack thereof) we received from the very beginning, I should have listened to my intuition and gotten up to find somewhere better. The wait staff are called that, I assume, because they will wait ten minutes for you to ask them if they can take your order, only to be repeatedly rude to you when you politely ask for the bare minimum amount of service. Full disclosure: I have worked in food service before. I sympathize with anyone who has to deal with customers. But when we weren't served, and went up to ask if our order could be taken, we were snapped at and told to go back to our table. No "apologies, someone will be there shortly". Not even a "sorry for the wait, we're very busy right now". Just "go back to your table". So we did.

Which was a huge mistake. I've lived in Scotland for more than a year and I don't know if I've ever had a meal that depressing since living here. And I've made Pasta in Sauce at 3am with just water because I ran out of milk.

I won't be too hard on our table's waiter because he was very young and inexperienced, and I expect he's received minimal, if any, training on how to wait tables. I honestly felt bad for him. He looked as though he would rather be anywhere else. In that way I felt a real connection to the wait staff; in fact, it was the only time I actually felt truly seen by them. I, too, would rather have been anywhere else. But that's not necessarily the vibe you want to be getting when you walk into a place.

This place would be better off selling ready-made, takeaway sandwiches rather than masquerading as a restaurant and disappointing us at every turn. Seriously. Not to quote other media in a literal Yelp review, but my expectations were low and I was still let down. The only saving grace of this place was that it was clean and had wifi that was strong enough for me to send this picture of my sandwich to my friends and go "????????". Also there were two very cute dogs outside, although I don't believe they were hired by the restaurant.

If you're desperate for food and don't really mind what you're spending money on, then this place is fine. Like I said, at least it's clean and has decent wifi. But I would not waste my time here twice.

The Granary is a great little place right in Portree Square, across from the bus stop, making it a convenient place to have breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Their hours have changed, and do not open for breakfast until between 9-9:30, which can be too late for anyone trying to catch a bus or a tour from the square.
We had lunch at The Granary, which was just OK.
What we really enjoyed was having a mid-afternoon snack (afternoon tea), as they serve excellent coffee and tea drinks. The cappuccino and chai tea lattes were very good. They have a special drink on the menu that was absolutely decadent- the Hot Chocolate Royale!
A case of pies, cakes, and treats is made fresh daily to tempt you, and everything is really good.
The only tricky thing is the QR codes are used to place your own order, but if your phone gets poor service, you will have to order at the counter and tell them your table number. No-one told us this, and we had waited for quite a while until we figured it out, as the table service is minimal.

We came at an odd time (between lunch and dinner). Outside seats were filled so we were seated inside. And ignored. Ten minutes later when others who arrived after us placed their order, I asked at the counter if I could order there. I was told to return my table. I told them we hadn't ordered while others had who arrived after. I was told to return to my table. I asked nicely and they were not friendly in their response. Had we only had poor service I likely wouldn't have been motivated to write a review. The rudeness of the employee was uncalled for. Our order was eventually taken. Our food was delivered. It was not good. Two pieces of white bread, two slices of processed ham, grated cheddar cheese. No lettuce. No tomato. No veggies. No condiments. Giving two stars for being dog friendly and having Wi-Fi.

This was the absolute best food I've had in Scotland! Certainly didn't expect it, however tis' so! The duck leg confit waffle was comparable to five star quality! Tender duck leg served over a waffle and black pudding. Topped with bacon and a sunny side egg. The grilled cheese was, just grilled cheese...three different cheeses...also delicious! The sweet potato coconut soup...uhmmm yes please!! Service was impeccable. Ordered via a QR code, simple stuff.
I'd eat here every day if I were here longer!

Only place we could find open for breakfast on a Monday. Be warned, they accept cash only (bank with atm is next door). Limited breakfast menu until 11:30 a.m.

Our lineup included:
Latte with an extra shot
Hazelnut latte (pretty subtle flavor)
Sausage roll (simple but good)
Waffle with egg and bacon (solid choice, waffle is sweeter than expected)
Waffle with peanut butter, banana, and bacon (peanut butter was grilled- nice touch)

We were able to sit outside and enjoy the people watching. Food was great, service a little disjointed.

4 for the food, 2 for service.

This was lunch.

I had a very yummy grilled sandwich with coleslaw and chips. The Skye Red Ale was also yummy.

As for service, the food and drinks came out promptly, but I sat for 20 minutes after finishing my meal and no one asked me if I was done. The waiter cleared and cleaned tables around me and then took off his apron, put on a jacket, and left. I tried to make eye contact with another server, but no dice. Finally I heard a waitress tell another table that you go to the bar, tell them your table number, and pay, which is what I did. It had been busy, but when I left, more than half the restaurant was empty.

Great breakfast. Excellent coffee. Great service. Could not ask for anything better after driving 5 hours from Aberdeen. Just what we needed. You should dine here. Trust me.

One of my favorite meals when we were in Skye. I hade the butterfly chicken topped with Bre, bacon and asparagus, it was delicious. The wait staff was also wonderful, very attentive and friendly. There is a pay lot across from the restaurant or street parking nearby.

Nice cafe for lunch, breakfast or dinner in Portree. The cakes looked fabulous and was disappointed I did not get to try any. The fish and chips I had was cooked well and the portion was huge.

Service here is friendly and everyone in our group really enjoyed their meals. I would happily come back here for a meal when in town. It is located in the town centre and has outdoor seating which can be used in warmer weather.

Stopped in for a delicious breakfast and coffee on our last day on the Isle of Skye. The staff was very friendly and helpful. Would recommend 100%!