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Poll: German Men Worst Lovers
Updated: Tuesday, 29 Sep 2009, 11:52 AM CDT
Published : Tuesday, 29 Sep 2009, 11:51 AM CDT
By MIKE BRODY
(MYFOX NATIONAL) - In a poll of 15,000 women conducted by UK research company OnePoll.com, German men were voted as the world's worst lovers because they are "too smelly."
The Telegraph reports that German men narrowly beat British men for the dubious title. Women in the poll found English men to be "too lazy."
Women from 20 countries were asked to rate men from different countries on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Americans finished as the fifth worst because they were found to be "too dominating." The Dutch ("too rough") were No. 4 on the list and the Swedes were the third worst because the women said they were "too quick."
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
Germany (too smelly)
England (too lazy)
Sweden (too quick)
Holland (too rough)
America (too dominating)
Greece (too lovey-dovey)
Wales (too selfish)
Scotland (too loud)
Turkey (too sweaty)
Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS:
A 2007 poll of 10,000 women in 50 different countries also found German men to be the world's worst lovers, but that poll cited "selfishness" as the reason.
Ahem. I would say based on my experiences...the Holland one is right on track but the Scottish one, at least the one I hung out with, was more in the "too hairy" rather than "too loud" variety. hehehe And I will have to disagree with the Australian one because the one I dated was probably more in the "too lazy" or "too stoned to move" category. HA!
I am all about expanding my knowledge with some Spanish, Brazilian, or Italian guy...call me! hehe
Half Italian here but the other half is mostly Scottish, WTF do you mean "too loud"?? Whatever I'll try to breathe quiet then.
When I saw German on the list I thought of Dieter from SNL Sprockets, might be more than just a smelly problem ...
Spain. Brazil. Italy. Oh HAYell yes. Although, additional research can only make the science stronger...
LeslieP, you're so silly - once they start getting some, the boys pretty much think "YAY! SEX! I LOVE VAGINAS! OH SHIT, BASEBALLBASEBALLBASEBALL..." Along those lines. Again, scientific fact. *nod*
Hmmm Women of different countries .... where to start.
1= Texas - Because i have to say that. Out going - easy to talk too - not too much princess factor going on (mostly)
2= Australia - Because the blokes they have to deal with they are always appreciative
(incidentally voted the world most promiscuous women)
3= New Zealand - honest as the day is long. Can drink most guys under the table. also make great players. (not always well polished or graceful)
4 = Canadians - even tempered, good teeth, strong in the hind quarters ( I think I just described a horse oh well)
5 = Scandinavian = great traveling companions very liberal - swimwear optional
(shaving and personal grooming may need some coaching)
Lisa - you make a strong point. In the bedroom guys are all about the girlie junk and it doesn't make a bit of difference. However, what they say in the locker room afterwards is an intirely differnt story.
I have heard a lot about Aussie guys being terrible lovers. The main complaints I heard though was their lack of foreplay.
I have to say Asians are not too bad but Italians are better... Australians are up there too, Asian Australians too.. I hope my daughter does not see this when she grows up! LOL...
But then again, I am speaking from old old old experience, all in the past! :P
I think from my experience: Argentinean, Italian women has some sort suave that makes them very sexy to me. I think for me though from my experience of dating I prefer people from the states: it's like mind, body, soul thing. I can have interesting conversations with people from other cultures but when it comes down to having a relationship with a person from the states, you can assume a common thread and that makes them really sexy to me.
Hair: dark hair and light eyes are really nice.
Height: I am 6'4" so a tall girl with sexy long legs would be nice.
I can say from traveling in Brasil, Spain, Italy, and Argentinia before there is a bit machismo. It can be very sexy to some women and a bit of "too much" sauce for some women. The guys say really corny stuff and then there is the eye contact. It drives some women crazy.
I hope Tiffany D. comes to an event so I can see I try this experiment on her. :)
It seems pretty ridiculous that there is no list to see what men think of women. Thanks boys for the input about your fav kind of ladies ;) I would also like to question some of the ethnicities which are not represented...
Polish men: size is definitely a plus for them, and they take their tame. No foreplay though from what I have experienced. Mexican American men: this one is a hit or miss. Sometimes it's good...sometime's it's like WTF just happened to me.
Other than Polish men, it seems as though guys with a strong European descent have the odds stacked against them. Smelly, hairy, sweaty, too quick...fuck...looks like I need to start planning trips to Latin America!!! Anyone interested?!?
Stephanie, the Polish thing reminded me: a friend & I were talking a few months ago, and we realized that without fail (in OUR, erm, research anyway), boys of Eastern European descent are packin' some serious heat. Anyone else notice this?
A few of you might remember "Two Car Garage". THAT friend. Yeah.
LISA! I was just about to say that. Eastern European... um, hrm, um. Yeah.
Also, I still can't tell if it's an ethnicity or a religion or whatever... but what about the Jewish men/women? For some reason, I've got the hots for a lot of Jews, but I'll just leave it at that.
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