I finally after 2 years took the hipster bait and went to Wurstkuche.
Wait, you mean after 2 years it isn't hipster anymore. You're right, you passed the test.

Hmmm...

Well, the beer selection is freakin BONKERS! They have girly beers and manly beers. Now I don't consider myself a connoisseur of the heady libations,

*haaaa libations what a word*

But they have St Louis Lambic!!!! The best girly beer on the planet. Only other place I've found this beer was The Yard house, and basically its a raspberry beer that taste like raspberry apple cider.

Anywhoooo the line was sooo long. I feel like, O.K. you've been in this line for 20 minutes people, know what you want!!! But no, confused dry hipsters everywhere.

The staff. You got your token beards, tats, gauges, little t shirts. But I think they know they are hot so they are kinda... Well tis the nature of the "hipster" yea. But don't make "Keisha" come out.

I am not the adventurous type so I stuck with the green chile and cilantro chicken sausage which was... O.K. I've had a more flavorful sausage at Trader Joes.

Of course the guys ordered the snake and rabbit. They Loooved it. I tasted it, and I couldn't get past the texture to swallow, but the flavor was good. Like imagine little balls of gristle, that eventually will break down.

Now for the random things you don't think about until you get there. It's communal seating. O.K. cool. But NO ONE gets up.. NO ONE! Everyone is enjoy the sexy sexy lighting and dope ass DJ... Who is really hot, and wrote some songs down for me. We ended up having to sit in the back corner. Very "the help eats in the kitchen". But whatever.

I'd go one more time, without the man company. I just wasn't floored with the food. Just O.k.

So i step into this place with the homegirl... Having that breakfast FEEEEEN going on!

So its two doors. One side from what I was seeing at least was a hipster side.. And the other side was kind of... (4th st before Cherry)... Idk if this was intentional, but I had a civil rights situation moment going on.

Luckily I came in the door on the right.

OK. I know you can only say so much about a hole in the wall breakfast/ Mexican food spot, BUT... The way the damn chef was carefully with such diligence and focus, flipping my bacon strips.

Is it wrong?! He must be a gentle lover. None of that burning up and scraping grill char all on everything.

I ordered a breakfast burrito... I love when places aren't stingy with the cheese. CUZ DAMN!!! I had that ninja turtle effect going on.

Pack all of my breakfast items into an edible wrapping and we can be friends forever.

You can dine in or takeout. The customer service is quick. I love when people get right down to the balls of the situation and take my order. Don't lallygag and look me over.

So yes Tony's is a BINGO for good cheap breakfast.

Ummmm...
Did I order the wrong thing? Because I don't see the hype.
Bland. Bland. Bland.

Never should I have fries that taste more seasoned then a "Philly Cheese Steak w/ peppers"...

I will say that the bread was on suuuuper point. Chewy, not too damn hard and not too thick.

But the meat... Brown nasty shredded meat... Brown bland, dry nasty meat.

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So I sat and watched my homeboys down there sandwich like it was the best thing on the planet.

"What's wrong you don't like it?"
"No its gross. The bread and fries are good though."

I was tryin to be a rider and order the full size. Which is huge like it has to be more than a foot long.

Great... Now I'm stuck with 2 huge ass nasty sandwiches...-_-

O and they get real huffy if you call there "Philly Fries" Philly Fries...

"May I have some Philly fries"?
"Fries".
"Um, yea Im reading the menu... Philly fries"...
"ehhh Fries."

I'm sitting there thinking why the hell do they cal them Philly fries?
O... seasoning salt...

I'm cool, I won't be spending my money on it. Someone elses... Of course.

Yes another Pho review!

Don't give me back talk. Its winter and I need to warm my Adonis body up. (You heard).

So I found this little gem one day. Sitting. Waiting for someone to embrace it. O I took it in my loving arms all right. It's quiet, its in a industry area so its hidden from the real world. Which is OK with me.

The owner man is so nice. He's always smiling and making you feel at home. Welcoming you... Pointing at things... Patient. He's also surprised when we order 3 orders of the summer roll (its that good)....

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Everything is freshly prepared. We know the downside of freshly prepared stuff... THE WAIT! I'm cold I'm upset I want to eat now.

Damn hipsters before us ordered a shit load of food and there is one cook sooooo yea...

But is it worth the wait? O yes my loves. Let me tell you about these summer rolls. So you know how you get a summer roll and it is usually filled with 10 pounds of lettuce and 2 shrimp? No. no. no. None of that here.

These rolls come with about 4 shrimp, marinated grilled pork (none of that ground crap), lettuce and cucumber... DAMN! That marinated pork is good enough to eat by itself. I wish it came in my soup (wait... that didn't come out right)...

Now for the Pho itself... The broth... The delicious, meaty well seasoned broth. I never drink my broth at Pho places, I'm a noodle girl... If I had to season any soup with one broth (besides gumbo) it would be this broth. You don't even need all the extra hoisin sauce. Its that good.

Noodles are firm. Never mushy. Probably because its freakin' fresh. And the rare beef... (I order mine on the side) A good portion.

This place has potential, it just needs some love. O they just updated the kitchen, if that matters to anyone. They do accept credit cards. Prices are good. We spend 26 bucks for 2 bowls of rare beef Pho, 2 beverages, and 3 orders of Spring Rolls.

O and they play Laker games on the Flat screen.. I don't like sports but if you need to get someone out the house on game day and eat food thats not beer and nachos.... This is the place.