I hate going to the dentist which is why I had to go to the dentist to get two root canals. So I checked out Jefferson Dental Clinics - White Rock. Dr. Lateeka Singh was or should I say from now on my dentist of choice. This team took great care of me from the minute I walked in the door. They took the time to work out what would be best for me and the insurance I carry. Dr. Lateeka could sense that I was a huge baby and gave me the extra care with no pain during the procedure. (Minor when the Novocaine wore off) I'll be back!

My cousin comes into town and I'm in charge of entertaining him, so I do what any Dallasite does and drag him downtown to see where a President was shot and pick up the some homemade fudge. Now there isn't anything funny about an assignation of a U.S. President but I will say that we are fortunate that it happened here in Dallas because we got the "Six Floor Museum". (See Six Floor museum review) Plus the fudge place isn't there anymore.

After the Six Floor we needed a mood adjustment and decided to grab some dinner at "Dick's Last Resort". This place has been in Dallas forever but moved from the West End to under Woodall Rogers next to Hooters. Hooters and Dick's together! HA! How we love our innuendos don't we?
We get there about eight and this place is jumping, people hanging out on the front porch drinking beer, wearing paper hats. We give our name to the door guy and grab a beer from a bar. They sell quarts of beer in bottles and give you a bucket of ice to boot, nice!

It wasn't long before we got seated. There was a live band and people yelling, laughing and having a great time. But I noticed something else... there were Bachelorette Parties all over the place... everywhere you looked sexy girls wearing sexy outfits, pink boas and the penises, they were everywhere! There were plastic penises, flashing penises pined to their clothes, they wearing them in their hair, sipping on drinking straws in the shape of tiny penises from a larger drinking plastic penis full of who knows what, a Conga Line of beautiful women danced by chanting has they all held up a reproductive penises like a tribe of heathenized women from all female review of "Lord of The Flies"!

Then it got weird... all of a sudden one "Bride To Be" jumped on the table and spoke to her people, "In two days I will own Mike's penis, (I'm assuming the grooms name) and he will do my bidding until death do us part, for I will hold his power in my hand!" Every woman in the place applauded and screamed "YES! YES!" Then all went into the same chant from the "Wizard of Oz." Weeee Owwwwwn Himmmm, Weeee oooooowwwwwnnn Hhhhhimmmmm! Oooooooh!" Then it just got crazy! They started flipping over the tables and chairs then even set fire to an unfunny waiter! They ate half chickens with their bare hands; gulped Strawberry Piña Coladas like they were water and even made a busboy dance for them by throwing little plastic penises at his head. A cake with a chocolate penis was presented in front of one bachelorette and like King Arthur pulling the sword Excalibur from the stone; she held it in the air triumphantly then bit into it like a cave woman eating a chunk of beef jerky! They all laughed! One bride held up a NEW Dream Angels® Demi Bra from Victoria Secret that comes in a variety of colors and prices that start from $48.-$59. dollars (So I read the Victoria Secret catalog, what of it?) and declared that she will use the underwear as way to entice her mate to plant his seed for breeding. Our fried pickles were delicious.

I got the ribs and chicken and it was good and messy, my cousin got catfish with a side of pork ribs. They were really good, I'd come back for the ribs. This place has great Cole slaw! I did feel sorry for the male stripper who I genuinely felt a little degraded as if he was mauled and groped by the brides 82 year grandmother. I found him crying in the Mens room changing out of his ass-less chaps and cowboy hat. I held him to let him know that it wasn't his fault and tomorrow was a brand new day, which was weird because all he was wearing was ass-less chaps and a cowboy hat, not to mention when some guy came in to find me holding a half-naked cowboy. Bathrooms were very clean though.

We had a blast; you have to have a sense of humor to get this place the foods good and beer cold. I'm going back!

So I go out to Rockwall last night to see all my friends who moved out there in the early 90's to grow kids and stuff. We decided that we'd hit the town in Rockwall and that means we went to The Harbor on Lake Ray Hubbard. This place has it all! We decided to go to Dodie's. I love Dodie's and it was jumping.

Dodie's has done a fine job of bringing some of that New Orleans's "hole in the wall" flare. Decorated with mostly beer neon and Mardi Gras parking signs. Dodie's has a great view of Lake Ray Hubbard so if you want to take your little honey on a romantic evening they have a patio where so after some killer Cajun food and cocktails you can hop the fence and get a room at the Hilton right across the street!

Get the Pasta Monica with Blacked Crawfish Tails... Now!

They have all the fried whatever you want, shrimp, oysters, crab claws, crawfish tails. They have raw oysters, boiled shrimp. Besides the Pasta Monica, you have to try the Cajun Tamales, (a Dodie's exclusive). The great thing about these bad boys is that you'll be reminded about your visit the next day! The Po'Boys are made on hot fresh French bread, you know crunchy on the outside, warm and fluffy in the middle.

They have blackened dishes, soft-shell crab, Ettouffe, Jambalaya, Seafood Gumbo, Seafood Gumbo and salads. These guys whip up some pretty great Cajun food it was a nice evening and a good time.

So I had this cough that just wouldn't go away and I went to the Doc-N-The-Box on the corner of Mockingbird and Abrams and they diagnose me of having Bronchitis and hand me a handful of Amoxicillin, a few inhalers and a balloon... for being good. Nothing worked... so a friend at work says to me as I was coughing up a lung; he says "I bet its cancer." And I say that's ridiculous and a horrible thing to say. Turns out he was right.

So I go down to Parkland Hospital and I must say that I was a scared because it was Parkland Hospital. But this place is great! It's a teaching hospital which made be nervous because you having a bunch of Doogie Howser young doctors running around the place way to eager to cut inside of you. But gosh darn it these guys know what they are doing. Just be nice to them because they deal with all kinds of fun people and they have ways of losing you. Not really I just made that up. Or did I?

I must of ridden every ride they got in that place trying to figure out what was wrong with me, CAT scans, MRI's, PET and the Texas Giant. Even got an Ultrasound on the twins and they are healthy. The food sucks and they'll tell'ya it sucks and I truly believe that they do this so you don't stick around to long.

They don't like you sleeping either, I truly believe that they have cameras on you and the second you fall asleep they send someone just to wake you up, they think it's funny. Then you wake up at four in the morning and there's five doctors standing around you as you sleep, it's just plan creepy to wake up and see five doctors standing around you, just standing and watching you sleep.

Plus they must have taken gallons of blood and they do this several times a day and morning, like three in the morning. They wake you up and ask you "Can I draw some blood?" and I said "Yes." Just so I could go back to sleep. This person could be some crazed blood drinking psycho who roams the halls dressed as a nurse stealing blood to it can survive. That would great on True Blood huh?

(NOTE: If you're in any hospital and someone asks you if there's anything they can do for you say YES! Because they have to do it! Because once you're well or dead, everything's off the table!) THEM: Andy is there anything I can do for you? ANDY: Yes, I'd like 48 inch HD flat screen TV, Playstation 3 and gifts cards to Best Buy. (NOTE NOTE, My friends don't come by anymore.)

So if you have deal with something like this then don't be afraid to head down to Parkland, just hope you don't have to stay to long.